Should Canada Join The US?

Aren't Canadians basically just polite Americans, anyways?

Not so polite we wont tell you to fuck off.

Would it create a stronger North America?

Stronger for who? We're fine, thanks. Fuck off.

But Canadians already consume so much American media.

I like Stranger Things, season one. That doesn't mean I'd to move to Indiana. Guess what, fuck off.

The largest undefended border in the world!

It’s undefended because we’re good neighbours, not because we're pushovers. Fuck off.

Isn't Canada basically already just an American State?

No. We're not "America with snow." Fuck off.

Canada and the U.S. share similar political values.

Healthcare. Bagged milk. French chicks. Fuck off.

It would streamline trade and economics.

If you think we'd trade our maple leaf for stars and stripes, you can fuck off.

It just makes sense!

About as much as buying Greenland... wait... Fuck off.

You'd get representation in Washington.

Like Puerto Rico? Ottawa's fine, thanks. Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Canada is Canada. The U.S. is the U.S. We make better neighbours than roommates. Should Canada become the 51st state?

No.

Fuck Off